September 12, 2010

What's The Word?

South Africa and Canada share English as a first language so you would think communication here would be a breeze.

Not so much.

Each day -- without fail -- Justin and his friends and family are forced into a position of explanation once our conversation comes to an abrupt halt and they are met with a furrowed brow and confused blank stare from this freckled-faced North American.

Well, let's see how you fare. Try to match up these South African words with their Canadian equivalent.

Answers are at the bottom.

SA                                                                                  Canada
Packet                                                                             Traffic Light
Kokie                                                                              Hello
Howzit                                                                             Hot Dog      
Pip                                                                                  Fruit Pit
Jersey                                                                             Sandwich
Sammie                                                                           Sweater
Bukkie                                                                            Truck
Robot                                                                             Plastic Bag
Vienna                                                                            Marker

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ANSWERS:

  1. Packet = Plastic Bag
  2. Kokie = Marker
  3. Howzit = Hello
  4. Pip = Fruit Pit
  5. Jersey = Sweater
  6. Sammie = Sandwich
  7. Bukkie = Truck
  8. Robot = Traffic Light
  9. Vienna = Hot Dog

And may I also add that they say "just now" instead of "later". 

Example: "Hey, do you want to go to the movies?" 
               "Yes, let's go just now." 

Talk about confusing!! They tell me I am supposed to use context to understand the difference, but really now. Impossible. 

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

So I feel bad for not reading this earlier, but I finally have a few hours to do nothing (after a 5:30am appointment...) and this is freaking hilarious! I've wanted to comment on soooo many things, but this one is epic. How the hell is "just now" supposed to replace "later"?? That makes no sense.

Love you!

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