South Africa and Canada share English as a first language so you would think communication here would be a breeze.
Not so much.
Each day -- without fail -- Justin and his friends and family are forced into a position of explanation once our conversation comes to an abrupt halt and they are met with a furrowed brow and confused blank stare from this freckled-faced North American.
Well, let's see how you fare. Try to match up these South African words with their Canadian equivalent.
Answers are at the bottom.
SA Canada
Packet Traffic Light
Kokie Hello
Howzit Hot Dog
Pip Fruit Pit
Jersey Sandwich
Sammie Sweater
Bukkie Truck
Robot Plastic Bag
Vienna Marker
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ANSWERS:
- Packet = Plastic Bag
- Kokie = Marker
- Howzit = Hello
- Pip = Fruit Pit
- Jersey = Sweater
- Sammie = Sandwich
- Bukkie = Truck
- Robot = Traffic Light
- Vienna = Hot Dog

1 comments:
So I feel bad for not reading this earlier, but I finally have a few hours to do nothing (after a 5:30am appointment...) and this is freaking hilarious! I've wanted to comment on soooo many things, but this one is epic. How the hell is "just now" supposed to replace "later"?? That makes no sense.
Love you!
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